your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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