it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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