i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
