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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy

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  i am grossed the fuck out

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  bl l w

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  this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed

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• (325): View more from Texas

  The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am

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• (631): View more from New York

  He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

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  I hate freshman.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  not the best booty call

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  did she squirt?

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  only if tears count

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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• (949): View more from California

  he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....

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