we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Even my vagina gasped.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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