question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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