like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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