You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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