so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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