I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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