This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
