even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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