The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will be naked everywhere
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
