I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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