Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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