I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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