whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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