Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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