worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
