she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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