shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
you never un-have a 4some
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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