Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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