we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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