You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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