I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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