Don't you send me to vm
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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