I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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