so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No stitches, just platelets and will power
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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