how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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