Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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