She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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