idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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