We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Small penises have feelings too.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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