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(718): View more from New York

OMG. Drunk.

(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.

(718): View more from New York

Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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(303): View more from Colorado

hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"

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(313): View more from Michigan

Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(512): View more from Texas

I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see

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(650): View more from California

You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you texting me while pooping again?

(770): View more from Georgia

I'm also playing fetch with the dog

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