my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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