So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
smell my finger.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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