hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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