remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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