The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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