Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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