He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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