Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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