i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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