I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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