The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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