i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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