Do you still have your period?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
