I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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