Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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