am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My vagina just clenched in fear
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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