whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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