I CAN MOONWALK!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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