whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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