we're blogging at a bar
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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